The day Cider realized that clothing was unnecessary for a horse was a wonderful day.
He was standing in line at the grocery store, a good place for contemplating theses sorts of things. His left foot went numb, and he thought,
"I will light this place on fire one day"
Then, Cider unbuttoned his pants and said aloud to all the people in line,
"The shit don't stop till' 'mah pants drop"
Everyone watched him as he snuck a sip from his flask. Not so sneaky.
Needless to say, Cider was banned from the store. He couldn't even afford all the groceries he'd wanted to buy. All he got was a bag of chips, and they told him never to come back.
The next day Cider's face hurt badly.
He called up Bingo.
"I can't believe I've been wearing pants all this time"
Bingo promptly hung up the phone.
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